Santa Claus Isn’t Real and David Bowie Should Have Been Shot In The #Fuckin Face

Santa Claus Isn’t Real and David Bowie Should Have Been Shot In The #Fuckin Face 40 years ago.

It’s happening again.
The fans of a celebrity seem to have misplaced their shit.

It was here just a minute ago.
Maybe it’s on the dresser… No.
Check that “general stuff” drawer in the kitchen… No.
Damn…
Is it in the laundry room?
FUCK!!!.
Its official.
Muthafuckas have lost their shit.

The shit that has been lost is the key to unlock logical thinking around David Bowie.

When shit is lost. And in this case for 4 decades, but WE FINALLY NEED IT.

Well…
You start looking in some weird places for that shit.

The silliest place that I saw someone look for this shit was in a Time Machine.
This is because Time Machines don’t exist.

This person made the attempt of an argument by saying

“All of you why were not alive in the ’70s and a participant in that culture need to take a deep fucking breath.”

***INHALE – EXHALE***

Still a pedophile.
This absolute failure of an argument excuses plantation rape of little girls and women.
It excuses R-Kelly and any injustice that happened before the present moment if one feels like applying it.

So I’ll help you out.
Go in the bathroom and look in the mirror.
The shit is on your head.
Because you just now pulled it out of your ass.

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